Full Metal Cardigan

£9.99 (tax incl.)

Last week, social services referred their client who, once accepted to our team, became a service user and, on further review by the doctor, a patient. He was found not to meet the eligibility criteria; he was a survivor but…

Categorized in
Quantity

Last week, social services referred their client who, once accepted to our team, became a service user and, on further review by the doctor, a patient.

He was found not to meet the eligibility criteria; he was a survivor but not with the right symptoms, an expert but with the wrong experience.

He was promptly discharged and ended the day as just a person.

Full Metal Cardigan is David Emery’s first book and chronicles his adventures in social care, from enthusiastic volunteer to feral frontline worker, taking in abusive popstars, chanting cults, drug runs, sectioning a corpse and teaching masturbation to reluctant sex offenders.

He recounts how he gained international notoriety for cheating in a pancake race, encounters with the supernatural, high court appearances, cryogenically frozen kittens, accidentally booking someone into Dignitas, one-inch death punches in Woolworths, jumping out of moving cars, waterboarding, psychotic psychopaths, knife-wielding pregnant women and suicide attempts with rhubarb along the way.

This is a humorous look at life as a social worker: in turns both laughout-loud funny and mind-boggling.